Jewish stig made me do it

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
11/15/2019 at 15:00 • Filed to: None

Ermagerd dergon!

i got 6 of these

gulden draak imperial stout 12%

itll grow hair on your toes or some shit....lovely flavour tho....bit apple like

anyhoo... if im still standing after those 6 ive still got 20 pints of lager cooling of in the garden :)

and yes that is the beerlennium falcon

DISCUSSION (27)

For Sweden > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/15/2019 at 15:03

Shabbos is the only good time to get drunk tbh

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/15/2019 at 15:06

I gotta get more beer...

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > For Sweden
11/15/2019 at 15:06

only good time to get drunk?

......eh.... im still looking for good times to be sober

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/15/2019 at 15:08

better to be stuck with it than without it

Ash78, voting early and often > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/15/2019 at 15:12

If you can finish 6 of these in one day, I submit to the mighty power of your:

1. Taste buds

2. Stomach

3. Liver

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Ash78, voting early and often
11/15/2019 at 15:17

i fear you underestimate my drinking habbit

ive got a bit of a tolerance......

hoping me no weekday drinky will help get me back into the realm of regular people

Chariotoflove > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/15/2019 at 15:56

I’ve seen some pretty good self-embalming projects, but you’re right up there with the best.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Chariotoflove
11/15/2019 at 16:02

cheers :)

im gonna be around forever

(and yeah i know that was a back hander..but its true)

Chariotoflove > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/15/2019 at 16:15

That’s good news, and I don’t doubt it.

Ash78, voting early and often > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/15/2019 at 16:27

Tolerance or not, that’s just some thick, thick stuff to put down :)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Chariotoflove
11/15/2019 at 16:27

one day... ill finally reach my breaking point keel over and die.... and then someone will have to deal with a corpse thats fire resistant and has a half life of 73 000 years.... and occasionally gets up to tell people to knock it off with the fucking noise already

(atleast thats my guestimate.... ive finished most of me fancy beers and took 120mg of codeine and im feeling nicely buzzed now..... shit works wierd on me)

Chariotoflove > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/15/2019 at 16:30

Wife always scowls at me when I take meds with booze. Oh well.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Ash78, voting early and often
11/15/2019 at 16:31

it is lovely tho... most stupid strong beers have a nasty after taste

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Chariotoflove
11/15/2019 at 16:35

me dad always told me painkillers work better when taken with booze

(note he never said you’d live longer for it)

Chariotoflove > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/15/2019 at 16:38

And even if not, at least you care less.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Chariotoflove
11/15/2019 at 16:55

i always considered that a perk

but recently the missus got really pissed off at me for it

and thats why im trying to knock off the weekday drinking (i figures weekends will follow..eventually..somewhere along the line i stopped drinking coz i enjoy it and started drinking to not feel like shit)

but yeah... she basically had a shit fit at me for doing nothing but working and sleeping and drinking when i can so i can get them whatever they want whilst having no worries about destroying meself

she basically said do you think that makes me happy?

i thought i was doing good.... but shes right...ive been selfish in a roundabout kind of way

Chariotoflove > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/15/2019 at 16:57

Challenge her to a round on the video game. Let her win. Call it couples therapy.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Chariotoflove
11/15/2019 at 17:04

let her win?

if its a racing game i might be able to beat her... anything else if i dont give it my all i dont stand a chance

Chariotoflove > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/15/2019 at 17:11

Yeah, but you get her to think that your drinking increases her odds. See how that works?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Chariotoflove
11/15/2019 at 17:15

not really............. she kicks my ass sober

(edit) unless its a racing game..... i really am good at those

Jewish Stig > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/16/2019 at 14:04

Always happy to help!

I must admit though, i still haven’t found a porter that i like.

They always taste too heavy for beer to me

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Jewish Stig
11/16/2019 at 14:09

the best porters are sweet as hell

Jewish Stig > For Sweden
11/16/2019 at 14:10

Lechaim!

Jewish Stig > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/16/2019 at 14:11

You lost me at sweet....

My stomach doesn't agree with sweet alcohol, that's why i cant stand most Belgian beers also

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Jewish Stig
11/16/2019 at 14:18

fair dinkum

i dont do sweet normallly but if its boo ze ill make exceptions

Jewish Stig > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/16/2019 at 14:33

Last year, a girl i dated here in Germany took me to a local Christmas market, which was nice.

Up until the part where she gave me what locals drink at the Christmas markets, hot sweetened wine called gluwine..

After one glass i was completely shit faced, and had one of the worst hangovers since i can remember myself.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Jewish Stig
11/16/2019 at 20:19

haha yeah hot gluwine is a great way to warm up

if you have nothing else to do that day